1. Eat and drink at every opportunity. 2. Sleep only when it is safe. 3. Make a strong impression on every woman you meet;
good or bad matters not, just give her
cause to remember you. 4. Never pay cash when credit is accepted. 5. Use your real name as little as possible. 6. When low on funds, mooch off strangers
and as a last resort, friends. 7. Never argue with authorities (policeman, customs, etc...)
instead create confusion to your advantage. 8. Anytime you find yourself at a loss for words or in a need of
